cheese wank

a term used to describe someone that not only is a w-nker, but also a cheesy w-nker. it does not mean that that person w-nks off nor w-nks off to cheese or with cheese. it just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.
al: you know bob from accounting? the one that kisses so much -ss? he got promoted.

jack: what?! what a f-cking cheese w-nk. that makes me wanna t-bag him.
a person who m-st-rb-t-s using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite s-x to make love to them. these people are sc-m to society and deserve to be shot and hung. most cheesew-nkers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
steve na who is the biggest cheesew-nker in the universe
1:-sniff sniff- eww ben have u been cheesew-nking?
2:no that is you…
1:oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!
look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!you cheesew-nk!!!
like a normal w-nk but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the p-n-s before masturbation takes place.
hairy johnny naye was h-rny after seeing noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesew-nk when he went home.
males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to w-nk it with a piece of cheese
go have s-x with more cheese you cheesew-nk!
when you w-nk using a hole in a piece of cheese. only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.
you cheesew-nk!
this where r-t-rded people with no c-cks w-nk cheese instead for cheap thrills.
“shut it u cheese w-nk”