cheesephyxiation
the inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly “goat” gouda. however, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing european cheese. symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. cheesephyxiated individuals often say, “this-is-the best-cheese-i’ve-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!”
oh man! i think i’m suffering from cheesephyxiation!
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