cheesequrl
the act of shoving ones finger up a close friends b-tthole. it is good if they are bent over and not expecting it. most people who catch you in the act will probably think you are a weirdo but thats ok. you can get creative with your cheesequrling. sn-bby girls will probably make fun of you for cheesequrling your bff and you will get the nick name “cheesequrlers”. just show that girl how its done and double cheesequrl her when shes least expecting it.
sn-bby lesbian: “omg look at the cheesequrlers walking around together, wtf who do they think they are”
friend 1&2: “stfu you’re just a creepy lesbian whos tryna get in on this”
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