Cheesewiring


cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one’s foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. it really f-cking hurts.
example: “i let me p-b-s grow too long and straggly, now i regularly suffer from cheesewiring. kill me now, stanislav.”
when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one’s foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a p-n-s in place of cheese and a wire.
“i let me p-b-s grow too long and straggly, now i regularly suffer from cheesewiring. kill me now, stanislav.”

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