cheesiversary


a cheesy “anniversary” that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose
girl: “zomg! it’s me and my boyfriend bif’s 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!”

me: “why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? what are you celebrating? not killing each other for 17 days? that is so random and no one cares.”

girl: “-gasp!- we care! this is so important to us!…you’re just jealous because you are single and don’t have cheesiversaries with anyone.”

me: “yep. that’s it. that’s definately it. i’m jealous. you got me.”

girl: “yes, i know! but don’t be sad. you will find someone soon and you can have your own cheesiversaries!!! yayz!”

me: -shoots girl in the gall bladder-

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