Cheesy Hampton


a cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. they wake in the morning after dreaming about sh-gging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their d-cks. hampton wick is a suburb in london, it is c-ckney ryhming slang for d-ck. hence cheesy hampton.
i say roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a ‘gentleman’s wash. i can smell that cheesy hampton of yours, and it is f-cking stinking out my house. oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your p-ck-r. last time you were here, i had a mouthful of cheese you rotton b-st-rd.

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