cheeto pubes



1. an extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven’t shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. red heads should take pride in such an art of god, since you can’t show them off if you shaved ’em with dad’s razor.
2. often found in gamers, this occurs when a bas*m*nt dweller plays minecraft all day while eating cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. “wait, if you’re a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there.”
“naw, i got cheeto p*b*s!”
2. *giving head* “oh jimmy, why does your d*ck taste so good?”
“probably because of the cheetos i was eating earlier.”
“you mean you have cheeto p*b*s?

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