chefs arse


medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the b-tt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs i know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. some shave their -sses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real m-s-ch-sts slather their -ss in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms
chef’s temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs -rs- played havoc in his kecks.
the unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the -rs- sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.
chef tony was such a ratty old b-st-rd because he had a bad case of chefs -rs-.
working in a hot environment the -n-l area may tend to sweat a little. the condition of chefs -rs- is caused by the rubbing of the sweaty cheeks and causing nappy rash like sores.
elliot “dude this kitchen is hot”

sylvester “yeah, i know my -n-s is sweating big time”

elliot “take care you don’t get chefs -rs-!”

sylvester “i will throw some cornflower in it to absorb the moisture”

elliot “good call sylvester, good call”

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