Chelsea Jones
chelsea jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. she can do everything but toe touches, cause she’s just that amazing. band geek. doesn’t match her socks. jolynn, mercy, justin & jessica are her main sk-nks. =]
me – daaaaaaaang look at chelsea jones.
someoneelese — i know, i’d tap that.
me – me too.
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