Chelsea Tractor
any expensive 4×4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.
look, that chelsea tractor nearly flattened that kid!
an offroad car that never goes offroad
a 4×4 that stays on road
noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, land rover, bmx x5, etc..
environmentalist: those w-nkers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.
politician: f-ck off.
a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich b-tches.think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
a 4 x 4 car such as a range rover, a mercedes gl or a bmw x5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of chelsea tractors
mercedes m
bmw x5
audi q7
lexus rx
range rover
porsche cayenne
despite the four wheel drive, most chelsea tractors almost never go off-road
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