Chemeketa
(chuh-‘mek-uh-duh)
a community college in oregon where one might find screaming babies, old people, cholo’s, tweakers, and lines in the financial aid office but one will without fail find nerds in building 2 playing magic the gathering, and in building 3 playing wow or starcraft. where one can go to school to save a lot of money on your first 2 years of undergrad.
a typical community college.
has a nursing program, dental hygiene program with a dental office, automotive program with an auto shop, and firefighting program with a real fire station.
also called;
ccc (chemeketa community college)
ucla (university of chemeketa on lancaster avenue)
chemexico
the ghetto school
interviewee: “i got my -ssociate’s degree at chemeketa.”
interviewer: “oh… i’m sorry.”
person 1 “i feel bad for humanity…”
person 2 “did you visit a homeless shelter?”
person 1 “no, i was just at chemeketa all day.”
person 2 “so you did visit a homeless shelter! hahaha”
sh-meh-keh-ta
anything for which you have no proper name.
stick the chemeketa in the d-mnit.
use that chemeketa to measure the diameter of the cylinder to determine the proper bore.
a place where kids go after mac high or salem schools in oregon to fondle eachother and have lots of fun.
it is a community college.
student 1: like omg chemeketa comunity college is amazing.
student 2: wow like ugh sudfhak skjahdfajdfkjadfgjka
student 3: was shot in the head.
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