chemical allspice
a tangy combination of alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, heroine and ecstasy. the cl-ssic c-cktail for any emotional wreck who wants to walk in style or for washed-up music artists that say “it’s my time to go. toodles.”
she was found dead in her apartment, face down/-ss up, the other day by the maid. death by chemical allspice, they say. tsk tsk.
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