chemical breakfast


the first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a h2o condiment.

originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
tom: ahhhhhghhggg
susie: you don’t look too well.
tom: agggghhggh
susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
tom: b-gg-r off.
susie: suit yourself

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