Chemical Engineer


one who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. see also prost-tute.
what’s the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.
(1) a stupid son of a b-tch who didn’t know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college
look at that b-tch, he’s a chemical engineer. dude he must be high
a motherf-cker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. done so in only 4 to 5 years.
little billy decided to become a chemical engineer. he hasn’t laughed or smiled in 8 years.
(1) someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower

(2) an individual who chooses to go through the h-ll of extremely hard cl-sses, ergo an individual who hates themself
tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain.

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