chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
captain fisher wondered if wwi was still somehow, going on up the soldier’s *ss, due to the chemical warfare farts.
- spiritually poor
spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don’t believe in the spirit of god for those who are “spiritually poor” for theirs is a kingdom in heaven
most beautiful girl in the world. whenever you talk to her you’ll be at a loss for words. she’s super nice and insanely funny. no one can compare to her. guy one: yo, you see trystan over there? guy two: stares… guy one: you ok? guy two: yea sorry she’s just so beautiful best guy […]
- french megazord
a s*x move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her p*ssy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the tazmanian devil i hit that b*tch with the french megazord
- greasy jesus
when one, after having s*x in the missionary position, *j*c*l*t*s on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. they then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together my girl was begging for a greasy jesus last night. it was epic