Cherry Chapdick
a term used to describe the p-n-s of a man who simply gets too much p-ssy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.
diametrically opposed to cherry chapstick, which is used by p-ss-es. the stick version can be an acceptable reference to katy perry’s “i kissed a girl and i liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick”
dude: “i got so much p-ssy that summer i had to ice my b-lls.”
dude across the bar: “holy sn-tch! did you get cherry chapd-ck??”
dude: “you don’t even know!”
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