cherry mangler
a man who has such a gargantuan p-n-s that he leaves his virgin s-xual partners’ lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
joey: dude, i’ve got a major problem. my woman says she can’t tell when i’m inside her.
joe: bro, i wish i had that problem.
joey: yous a crazy b-tch, why would you want that problem?
joe: because i’m a cherry mangler. women fear me and my above average p-n-s.
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