chest curtains


of or referring to a pair of flappy, washed out, sucked dry, saggy breast that cover the abdomen like curtains cover a window. may sometimes go as low as the knees and need to be rolled up and secured into a bra to avoid a tripping hazard.
after nursing ten babies, donna no longer has breast, she has chest curtains.
your grandma is so old, she doesn’t have t-ts, she has chest curtains.

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