Chest Press
when you are t-ttie f-cking a girl and you are bent over her chest.when things start to get hot and steamy you start to take a dump(works best with rabbit size or a smaller t-rd). when you finally blow a load in her face you forcefully lower you b-ttox onto her chest-stomach area and smash the already laid t-rds(spreading them around wont jeopardize anything). if done right you should knock the breath out of her, this gap of time when she is chocking on your previously blown load and lost breath added with the smell of smashed p–p filling her lungs should give you a time to escape.
i chest pressed 3 b-tches last night, and they never saw it coming.
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