Cheston
as the name stands, cheston’s are unique and view the world differently. they are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. they make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you’ve fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. if you have the opportunity to meet a cheston, feel blessed because you’ve crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
you’ve been chestonized!
a cheston original (c.o.)
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adj. ; n.
pr-nounced chest – in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.
has a rare exasperated laugh. only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of miley cyrus.
died a little bit when she stopped twittering.
usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
i already pre-ordered my miley cyrus tickets.
oh wow, that’s so cheston of you.
hey, did you see that cheston walking by?
quit pulling a cheston.
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