Chevrolegs
the kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
your feet.
girl: “what kind of car you got?”
guy: “chevrolegs.”
girl: “loser!”
when a dejenerate with no car or transport is left to his/her own devices.
hey did you see chris on the road the other day?
yeah he was on his chevrolegs
trying to hitchhike
what a loser
what kinda horse power ya got in those chevrolegs?
a)what you need when your peice of sh-t chevy breaks down and you have to walk to get a tow truck.
b)something you dont have when you own a ford.
a)man……i have to use my chevrolegs, again, i can’t belive it! the d-mn chevy broke down again and i have to find a tow truck.
b)look at that looser….he is using his chevrolegs, he must be broke down. i’m glad i’m in a ford……i dont need chevrolegs.
a poorly made american vehicle. when you can’t afford a ford, and can not see the power of hemi. you would even be better off in a toyota.
dummy: dude check out my new chevy
dude: so you sprouted some chevrolegs.
dummy: what?
dude: well, it’s just that you bought a piece of cr-p, with a bowtie.
misspelled word of chevrolet, an american car company, famous for making the corvette, and that’s it.
its pr-nounciation sounds like “shave your leg”
newton: does toyota make the corvette?
guy: no you idiot, chevy did.
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