Chew Jaw
when you have a big night on the pingers and you inadvertently have an unconscious desire to bite your left eye ball
brendan: haha what about how bad benny & micheal look when they have a big night on the pingers
jeff : geeeeez mate i’d hate to be their left eye, those guys really know how to chew jaw
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