chewloogie
a tool used when someone is in utter disgust of something or when in need of a threat. to do it, one must have a fat dip of grizzly between their lip and gum. then, hock a loogie, but the chew spit will mix in, creating something that will definitely ruin someones day.
alex: jon, you stole my pizza rolls.
jon: no i didn’t, and if you say it again, i will spit a chewloogie in your face.
alex: nooo! that will ruin my day for sure.
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