Chewy Bird


1: (choo-e burd) a bird that does what he does, because it is what it is.
can be -ssociated with an individual or individuals within a group.

derived from military talk during multiple deployments. chewy bird is a close cousin to the elusive but proactive blue falcon

a consumate fighter for what is right or making sense of a senseless situation no matter what is said about him or done to him

2: one who eats and enjoys it, getting your fat boy/girl on.
reyes: hey bro that girl was talking mad mess about him.

gross: i know but you can’t tell her anything cause’ she is the boss’s daughter.
reyes: well i’m gonna get “chewy bird” on her -ss tell her all about herself.

lord: hey bro they got some good eats in the chow hall today!
jc: d-mn dude i’m gonna get my “chewy bird” on.

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