chewy mom
the opposit of crunchy mom.. they feed their kids formula, hand out lunchables, aren’t afraid of preservatives, sugary cereal & are happy to get through a load of laundry in a day. they spend their time working, or mult-tasking that doesn’t always include 5 projects of pinterest or sewing hand made diapers.. there isn’t a firm desire to keep up with the jones’s aka the granola packing, breast feeders
a chewy mom is someone who isn’t preaching to the others about her newest jam recipe or how everyone should eat vegan, paleo, gluten free etc..
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