Chex Mix
contrary to what most people believe, chex mix is a lifestyle, not a food. having a ‘chex mix’ lifestyle means that you are a radiant, globular conglomeration of suavity.
guy 1: hey, see that dude over there chugging that chex mix?
guy 2: yeah…?
guy 1: isn’t he awesome?!
guy 2: h-ll yeah!
a c-cktail of stimulants, usually ritalin and adderall conveniently bundled for one’s consumption.
“yo, i’m still geekin’ off that chex mix!”
the all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.
i had the best, most heavenly bag of chex mix. afterwords i creamed myself.
an orgy with multiple races.
that chex mix last night was insane.
a cl-sterf-ck of deliciousness.
that chex mix just made me -rg-sm in my mouth.
a person who looks mexican but has chinese lookin eyes.
dude, is he mexican or chinese?
f-ck, i don’t know he’s chex mix
1.to have or to make s-x with another
2.a very intense one night stand
3.a food made out of chex, and other grain-like foods
4.the act of being textable.
1.dear sir, will you chexmix me tonight?
2.when your a rocker, you have lots of chexmix.
3.d-mn, this is good chexmix
4.i wander if she is chexmixable?
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