Chica Bonita


chica bonita stands for beautiful lady in spanish
ella es una chica bonitameans she is a beautiful lady
chica bonita means pretty/beautiful girl in spanish
wow look at that girl shes a chica bonitaa
hahaha who is this patrick kid…you are hilarious, come on i know you are just jealous that you arent a chica bonita, maybe if i met you, you could be a chico bonito
patrick is mean, and possibly a chico bonito
there are only a few people on the planet earth that deserve this t-tle and among the few are catriona currie and jessica germany.
requirements:
-you have to be a friend of jessica germany or catriona currie and that doesnt always mean that you can be a chica bonita
-you have to be tall or bootylicious (which both catriona and i are)
-play water polo
-acquire the cool yet dorky yet sophisticated lifestyle that only chica bonita’s live
-you have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at stupid things
-you have to love jack black cause he is the coolest person
-and it would be cool if you could rap the fresh prince of bel-air
there is probably more requirements but i cant think of the rest, but these are the biggies
yo, that girl is so fly hanging out with jessica germany and all, she must be a chica bonita, i mean look at that fine -ss…d-mn
j-e-s-s-i-c-a g-e-r-m-a-n-y
bootylicious
jessica germany is bootylicious and she is a chica bonita!
there is no way that i can beat the definition of chica bonita that my funky fresh flygirl already defined. i mean….jessica germany is the chica bonita!! in order for you to even try to be a chica bonita you have to play water polo, have a pact, dress up as a geek and a witch on halloween, go to budget driving school and have adolfo as your teacher, go and watch the scariest movies at the theater (the texas chainsaw m-ssacre and gothika), be incredibly popular, make fun of really boring people, be a member of a rap group, be bootylicious, eat way too much popcorn, and there is so much more. n-body should even attempt to do all these things so they can try to be a chica bonita because it’s just not possible and will only cause a great amount of disappointment in oneself.
there is just no way that anyone other than jessica and catriona could be a chica bonita. unfortuneately for the rest of the world it is just not possible. sorry everyone.

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