Chicago handshake


the act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. invented by al capone.
john: hey freddie,i just saw some guy in the street that was all bl–dy!

freddie: why was he bl–dy?

john: he said he got a chicago handshake from some random dude.
1) a handshake in which money is exchanged for the purpose of bribing. 2) to p-ss bribe money via hand greeting.
everyone knows the only way you get into club 69 is be a celebrity, know the management or give the bouncer an old fashioned chicago handshake.

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