Chicago Koozie


this fantastic move requires you be close to -j-c-l-t–n. on the verge of climax, you stick an empty red solo cup in the girl’s p-ssy when she’s lying on her back. blow your load into the cup. (be sure not to spill). pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
lay down b-tch, here comes the chicago koozie.

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