chicago merge


an especially sh-tty way of driving. basically, you get as close to someone’s b-mper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. commonly seen from fibs in northern illinois and southern wisconsin
jim: that fib just cut me off!
josh: that’s called a chicago merge.

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