chicago steamer


the same thing as a cleveland steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.
man, strike wouldn’t let me do him til i promised to give him a chicago steamer.
a girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your d-ck in her mouth. while she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
person 1: why do you smell like cr-p?
person 2: because my boyfriend gave me the chicago steamer last night.
the act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents’ chicago home.
after a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. i therefore gave her a chicago steamer in my parents’ house. naked.

yes! you should have just written it on the gl-ss door, however the work of art i know as your body is just as romantic.

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