Chicago sunroof
placing your p-n-s on the head of a unsuspecting person especially a bears fan in a public place
i totally gave mike ditka a chicago sunroof
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an act performed by a young jimmy mcgill (aka saul goodman) on the tv show “better call saul” which landed him behind bars. the specifics of this act are unknown, but it led to him being charged with -ssault, destruction of property, and a possible s-x offense. though jimmy appears to think that a chicago sunroof is a harmless prank, the authorities believe otherwise.
jimmy: it was a simple chicago sunroof!
a s-xual position consisting of the male reclining in the drivers seat of a car with an open sunroof. the female then rides the male while her upper body sticks out of the sunroof with her b–bs resting on the top of the car.
it was a simple chicago sunroof!
the act of hovering directly over the face of a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person while spreading your -ss cheeks as wide as your ballon-knot permits. next, proceed to unleash a monster fart directly on them, thus producing a stench filled wind indicative of the windy city itself.
after a long night of f-lch-ng for duckb-tter, lou skunt decided to pay his gay lover back by giving him a chicago sunroof, so he c-cked his hemorrhoid infested -sshole over his nose and fluttered a gale force -ss-bomb so windy that it permanently parted his mustache.
the act of hovering directly over the face of a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person while spreading your as cheeks as wide as your ballon-knot permits. next, proceed to unleash a monster fart directly on them, thus producing a stench filled wind indicative of the windy city itself.
after a long night of f-lch-ng for duckb-tter, lou skunt decided to pay his gay lover back by giving him a chicago sunroof, so he c-cked his hemorrhoid infested -sshole over his nose and fluttered a gale force -ss-bomb so windy that it permanemtly parted his mustache.
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