Chicago Towelbomb


when a woman is beat with a sheet full of p–p.
during the act of s-x, a man takes a dump. he proceeds to take the sheet the dump is in and wraps the dump up, takes the sheet and beats the girls with the sheet of p–p. hence it’s like a chicago towelbomb of cr-p, works especially well in chicago.

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