Chicago Wolves


possibly the best ahl team that ever existed, and the only chicago sports team that is not cursed or has done cr-ppy in past years, being that they have only been in existance for ten years and have never failed to make the playoffs. in those ten playoff runs they have won the calder cup three times. they have some of the best fans, players and rivalries in the game of hockey. steve maltais rules, wolves rule, enough said.
the chicago wolves so own the milwaukee admirals and even the chicago blackhawks’ -sses. i’m so friggin happy i have season tickets.
the rudest team in ahl history.

not the blackhawks farm team.
the chicago wolves suck.

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