chick maintenance
keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang
sorry babe, i didn’t call you every day while i was working out of town – i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance
bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn’t practice proper chick maintenance
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- chin check
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