chicken blast


when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: h-llo
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: baaaaammmmm! youve been chicken blasted son!

everyone laughs.

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