Chicken Cottage


a fast food franchise which to the uninitiated would be considered a rip off of kfc but those two who have sampled its chicken know that it is more than that. the flagship store in the heart of london’s gangland (tooting) has been privy to a wide number of crimes including murder and chicken molestation to name but a few. 5 star items include the steak burger which will shake the very bones out of your body and the bbq wings.
alvyn: i just won the lottery and i’m going to spend it all on the awesome chicken found in…chicken cottage!

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