Chicken McFuckIt
those little golden bundles of goodness that smell like sh-t and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a big n’ nasty and diet c-ck.
chicken mcf-ckits also go well with any of mcdonald’s three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of mcf-ckits and a large rank beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound soccer moms who wonder why their “health kick” isn’t making them lose any weight.
box me some chicken mcf-ckits already, before this f-cking b-tch at the counter eats me instead!
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