chicken tenders
t-st-cl-s
that baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders
noun:
1. delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. a term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. can really be subst-tuted for any noun that the speaker chooses…if they want to make it akward.
fatty: “i like chicken tenders”
pedophile: “i have chicken tenders in my bas-m-nt…”
robber: “you will put the chicken tenders in the bag!”
druggie: “so…you got any chicken tenders?”
drug dealer: “you want some…chicken tenders?”
fat, elongated c-cks
police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man’s prius with their chicken tenders.
a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.
check out that chicken tender. she’s f-cking fine but f-ck her and you’ll get time!
a person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.
holy sh-t, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!
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