Chickenbreath
exclamation; commonly misintepreted translation of a person with less than excellent articulation skills attempting to say “she can’t breathe”. usually accompanied by blank reactions on paramedics faces.
paramedic : what is the emergency?
person one : chickenbreath!!
paramedic : chicken breath?
person one : yeah dawg! chickenbreath!
paramedic : you called 911 cause someone has “chicken breath”? just lay off the kfc!
person one : shoot! i said “chi kent breif”!!!
paramedic : chi kent breif?! ooooh! she can’t breathe!
edward ford is motherf-cking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks colgate is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i’ll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.
i feel like chicken tonight
i don’t. i’m sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day
c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.
is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called edward ‘smelly c-nt’ ford’a disease that is not wanted by anyone.
he has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year
have a wash u smelly c-nt
the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser
a school shirt that has fungus all over it. wash it u smelly c-nt
and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. but i think that millionaire have a wash once in while
buy some new clothes u tramp, and not from ebay u tight smelly c-nt
whats his dream
” i want to march down to southall and tell everyone to get out of my country”
edward ford jacks off to the bnp and national front, he maybe wants all girls to get out of this country as he is a gay
he thinks he has friends but doesnt have any.
his dad has a sniper rifle and will come for u, where from
oh yeah
wembley market
thats where all millionnaires shop
famous phrase
‘4 for a pound’
skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk
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