Chickengunya
a tropical bone disease that is contracted as a result of karma. the disease is most commonly caught by western tourists, who have nothing better to do on their vacation than send their friends back home pictures of themselves enjoying c-cktails by the pool at lavish resorts in developing countries.
jenna – “i went to bali and contracted chickengunya…”
sarah – “i’m glad. i didn’t enjoy any of those tropical pool selfies you sent me.”
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