Chickfax
like a carfax only the human version. used by guys trying to figure out a girl’s background so they don’t end up going with a complete wh-r-.
man 1: hey you know that new girl amber
man 2:yea
man 1: what’s her chickfax??
man 2: don’t do it man, me and everybody at wrk hit that
man 1: dammit good thing ididn’t kiss her
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