Chie

a j-panese female name, sometimes reserved for people who randomly succ-mb to urges to make life surreal and who are often unpredictable. this is usually hilarious, but sometimes it can go very, very wrong.
“so, what are your qualifications” – a recruiter for cosmosoft, some made-up company chie doesn’t care for.

chie has a distant look on her face “i was once part of the kajin tribe. i didn’t have all the little trinkets i do now, but life was simple, a lot less hectic than it is today. but slowly my people started to die out.

i don’t know what it was. it could have been radiation, poisoning, or anything. but i had the suspicion that they were murdered. i just knew someone had poisoned our river.

so i did some reconnaissance. i walked upstream for days, and eventually i found men in white coats dumping strange liquids in the water.

“stop!” i couldn’t help but yell. they saw me, and they started running towards me. i ran like h-ll.

they might have scared me, but they were slow and new to the area. i knew i had an advantage, and i knew what had to be done.

after getting a closer look at their mangled corpses, i noticed the logo, “cosmosoft”.”

-walks away
comes from the european word, -ssless.

syn: stuggle
“look at her b-tt, it’s so big.” “well look at her but, theres nothing to look at the chie”
a disgrace to the human kind, if alien life were to kidnap him god knows wot kind of jokes theyd make about our intelligence
“f-ggotus moronus” this odd looking creature tends to inbreed and has a very limited life span becuase it messes around with humans and some humans girlfriends. best time to spot this creature is to go to a paddock at night and u might find a chie or two raping a dead cat