chigeon – the latin origon meaning a half chicken half pigeon. this species comes from a land far far away almost never seen by the human eye, some say others have been blinded for life after coming into contact with this mysterious creature known as the chigeon. they came to be around the early 70s when people were all doped up on drugs, when a hippy like couple thought it to be funny to bread a chicken with there pet pigeon that they called carlos. after the breading took place carlos had a total of three babies that the hippy couple who till today we have no idea what the true names of this hippy couple are… anyway the hippy couple decided to call their pigoon babies “chigeons”.
my best cuzin who is also my best friend, carlos had one day decided to take a walk in front of his house when he noticed this mysterious looking bird like chicken and decided to look it up and found out it was a “chigeon”
full of melanin; look at that melanated queen standing so beautiful in color.
- sandford special
to lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest. he can’t come out tonight, he’s enjoying a sandford special.
descendants (actual and spiritual) of the vagabonds, discharged soldiers, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaux pimps, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ grinders, ragpickers, knife grinders, tinkers, beggars, etc. that now support donald trump the trumpenproletariat have been emboldened by mr. trump’s election.
- squid flinger
a vigorous under water handjob my girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.
the act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob “d-mn son i just had the best sploogebob ever” “what the f-ck is wrong with you”