Chilban


a chilban is a race of pseudo-intelligent non-humans, that have been mostly wiped out due to their inherent laziness. there are very few in existence today and their main physical characteristics are above average to ludicrous hair coverage, with little respite from regular shaving; the sweat glands are replaced with grease glands to secrete one of the chilban’s defence mechanisms, body grease; and they are usually of large girth. they are also rarely punctual and badly organised. the chilban is able to kill with nought but annoyance and irritation.
trent is running late again. g-dd-mn lazy chilban.

the chilban’s grensity is phenomenal.

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