child actor syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can’t adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. this later develops into early stages of child actor syndrome around age 23 or 24.
guy 1: why does that girl think she’ll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
guy 2: child actor syndrome. she’s just posting about becoming a doctor on facebook because she’s a like hunter. she’ll drop out in a few weeks. she’s unable to adjust to a normal male’s existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
- chinese splits
when you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out. giiiirl..he was eating the p good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits
- clam land
the female equivalent of “tea bagging”. a woman places her bare v*g*n* on an unsuspecting individual’s face. nonconsensual circ*mstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn’t be inappropriate to oblige. “can you believe jimmy is p*ssed out already?” “yea, that d*ckh**d deserves a clam landing for being such […]
- corporate hyena
an employee whose aim is to climb up the corporate ladder by any means other than merit, including backstabbing, *ss-licking, being a yes man, drastically changing opinion to suit circ*mstances, gossiping, b*tching, corridor-talking, spreading lies, pitting colleagues against each other, spying and reporting on colleagues, etc. jack always sucks-up to his boss no matter what […]
- crazy gorilla
the crazy gorilla is when someone puts saranwrap over the other person’s ear and then sh*ts in it. then the male will f*ck the person’s ear. hay babe, i am going to give you a crazy gorilla tonight.