Child-Bride-Denial


top definition
when a woman uses makeup, deodorant and shaves her legs to resemble a more youthful appearance. these practices date back to ancient times when the prime age for female reproduction was p-b-scent.
cindy doesn’t know why she uses makeup, but she’s probably suffering from child-bride-denial.

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