Child lock
an annoying feature in many of today’s cars and suvs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. however, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. the child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.
“wtf the child lock is on! let me out of the car!”
“oh sorry i forgot about the alice lock. i turned it on to keep that crazy asian inside the car.”
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