Child Worshipers


child worshipers: parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. they don’t hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.
parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. “you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition pearl buck’s “a good earth” to make paper airplanes!” you said, “aren’t they creative?” i mean really wtf? you idolize and “child worshipers” these little monsters.

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