chilean chocolate sprinkler
stick a power washer up your -ss to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile p–p through a tennis racquet into a crowd
i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like h-ll but its funny as f-ck
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